- Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
- Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
- Shower:
- Shower:
- Shower:
- Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
- Shower:
- Shower:
- Shower:
- Me: *a millimeter more*
- Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
- Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
